Amy learns a lesson...

I'm almost 35 fucking years old... you would actually think this is something I would have learned by now.


A few months ago when the whole cat drama happened, my emotions got the better of me and I decided to make a donation to the ASPCA.


I have since discovered that while the ASPCA may care a lot about animal welfare, they don't give a shit about the environment.


I get junk mail from organizations that they have no doubt sold my information to on an almost daily basis.


Today I received something from the IFAW, or the International Fund for Animal Welfare (yeah, I've never heard of them either). Included in the letter that was addressed "Dear Friend" were these TOTALLY AWESOME greeting cards. If you're lucky enough, I may just send one to YOU.


By the way, no one ever accused me of being a good photographer....

This one below is my favorite

If you want to get creative, make up your own "greeting" just for fun!!

Weiners...

My co-worker Deb bought these for me.

Actually, she bought these and ones that look like baloney (or bologna, if you prefer), but my other co-worker, Angie, got first dibbs and decided I needed weiners more.

These things are made in China, so I won't be chewing them because I think I probably have enough lead in my system, thankyouverymuch.

I don't think you can make it out, but up in the right hand corner it says "FOR BEST QUALITY OPEN PACKAGE AND CHEW THEM ALL".

Also, there is a "seal" on it, saying it was "INSPECTED BY DEPT. OF BUBBLE GUM". I didn't even know there was a Dept. of Bubble Gum. I must get a job with them.

Desperately need your help...

I've been trying to figure out what this movie is for weeks now.

You're all going to think I'm nuts, if you already don't.

I was talking to my friend about one of the scenes... and neither one of us can place the movie or any of the actors. I'm pretty sure it's a comedy.

The scene goes something like this:

There is a guy getting his hair cut. I think his friend is cutting his hair. The friend messes up, and the guy wants to see how his hair is (I don't know if he is aware of the mistake). The friend holds up the mirror to him and just passes it around his head quickly..."Look over here, and here, isn't it nice?". Doing it in a way that his friend can't see.... like behind his head and on the sides.

Anyone??? Any ideas?

I know, what a totally lame post.