Dear Wisconsin

***NEWSFLASH***

We live in Wisconsin. So, how about if you send out the fucking plows?

Just a suggestion, ya know, to make it less messy during RUSH HOUR???

Sincerely,

a Wisconsin citizen.

The Weather Channel

It's -4 degrees outside... without the wind-chill factored in. So please, click here to see how to stay warm while you're golfing.

Wow, I'm a push-over. All it takes is someone to tell me to post and I'll do it.

Since we last met, I must tell you that the wonderful organizations that the ASPCA have sent my information to have now sent me... gloves.

What.... the .... fuck?

How about if you stop sending people free gloves, and use the glove/postage money toward your organization? Just a thought (idiots).

Ummm... what else?

Still have the same job. Still have the same kids. Now have WORSE problems with the one kid.

I ate food at Thanksgiving.

The Packers are not doing well.

The Badgers are going to some lame bowl game.

I've done some Christmas shopping.

I got a good deal at 5 am on a printer/scanner at Best Buy on Black Friday. Now I can scan awesome pictures from my childhood and you will get to laugh your asses off (someday).

I bought a fish. He's a blue Betta. When I was picking out a fish, he looked at me and won over my heart. I named him Romeo. He's cool and he loves me... He does. Shut up.

Currently I'm waiting for this "wintery mix" I've been hearing so many horror stories about on the news. I'm planning on tomorrow being a snow day and staying home, so the weather people BETTER NOT disappoint.

I haven't been to Goodwill again since the sweater extravaganza. But my friend has decided she has too many shoes and purses, so I get to benefit from her "consolidating"!! Whoo-hoo!

I was sick and coughing and hacking for a couple of weeks, but I think the worst is over (and I probably just jinxed that).

In just 8 days I will have lived in Wisconsin for a year. What a year it has been!

Ok, that's all I've got.
I hope you're happy.