I have teenage boys.
Anyone who enters my apartment would know that, at least for the brief seconds they remained living, since they would start dying soon after their first breath.
It's like some form of chemical warfare.
The Axe Effect.
You can't see the cloud of noxious fumes... but it's there. When you first smell it, you might think it's nice... and certainly better than the B.O. that is normally associated with teenage boys. But then your eyes start to water, and start to sort of melt.
The next symptom is burning nostrils. The Axe scent permeates every hair in your nose.
Soon your lungs actually start screaming in agony from the pollution.
Then most people start having seizures and a full meltdown like that dude in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
I've become immune to it.
Teenage boys are immune to it, too. And, they just don't seem to understand that less is more. That it's not sexy to be able to smell you from across the freakin' mall.
When will they learn? The entire population of teenage girls will be dead and melty before they stop the Axe devestation.