Do you know what brings me joy more than anything else on this planet Earth?
Can you guess?
I bet you'll never guess.
Lint. More specifically other peoples lint.
When I'm washing clothes in the laundry room here at my apartment, and I open the dryer door to fling my wet clothes in there, and I see that someone didn't empty the lint trap.... there is no greater pleasure in my life than emptying it for them.
The soft, fluffy lint that came from some other persons clothes. Some strangers underwear. YES!!!!
Oh, wait...... nevermind. I just remember that that is one of the things I HATE most.