Sunday, July 3, 2011

Facebook

Whenever I log onto facebook, there is a spot to sign up, if you haven't already. It says:

Sign up
It's free and always will be

They forget to mention that it will cost you your soul. It may not cost you money... but it will suck away your life and you will never be the same again.

There should be some disclosure about that, Mr. Zuckerberg.

4 comments:

Sans Pantaloons said...

I must admit I have been tempted, but after some study, I have managed to resist.
The study actually will be a future post, as will the hundred or so posts in progress that litter my life.
You are totally correct of course Amy, it will always be free because the members pay on the way out; the Lords of Code Zucking at the firehose of our combined intellect.
You can tell I am not a fan of this abysmal electronic future we have set for ourselves.

World Nomad said...

Facebook, the decease of our generation =)

http://www.world-nomad.com/tag/facebook/

mixednut said...

Hi Amy! You still there?

Dr. kold_kadavr_flatliner, MD, the sub/dude said...

Don’t wanna fit-in, don’t care to fit-in, I just don't fit-in …I’d muuuch rather fit-in to Seventh-Heaven. Howzbout you? I personally wouldn't be tooo worried about what the whorizontal world thot about me, dear; I'd be much! more! concerned about what Jesus shall say at our General Judgment. You maaay not like me now, yet, I’m not out to please you. Lemme gonna wanna tella youse Who (grrr - New Joisey accent):

Not sure if we're on the same page if you saw what I saw. Greetings, earthling. Because I was an actual NDE on the outskirts of the Great Beyond at 15 yet wasn’t allowed in, lemme share with you what I actually know Seventh-Heaven’s Big-Bang’s gonna be like for us if ya believe: meet this ultra-bombastic, ex-mortal-Upstairs for the most extra-blatant, guhroovaliciousness (-Austin POW!ers), pleasure-beyond-measure, Ultra-Yummy, Reality-Firepower-Addiction in the Great Beyond for a BIG-ol, kick-ass, party-hardy, robust-N-risqué, eternal-real-McCoy-warp-drive you DO NOT wanna miss the sink-your-teeth-in-the-rrrock’nNsmmmokin’-hot-deal: PLEASE KEEP HANDS/FEET INSIDE THE WIDE UNTIL WE MADE A CIRCUMFERENCE OF NEVER-ENDING-POSSIBILITIES. Yes, we’ll have a high-flying, immense-impression to be an outstanding-red-marker! For God, anything and everything and more! is possible!! Puh-leeeze meet me Upstairs. Do that for us. Cya soon, girl…