My oldest friend is getting married!
I've known Patty since we were 7 years old and in 2nd grade. She has finally kissed enough frogs and has found her prince, and they will be wed this summer. I received an invitation to their reception, since they will be getting married in a private ceremony in Jamaica (bitch).
So... my invitation says Amy M. and Guest. Who wants to be my date?
Oh. You will also have to buy me a ticket out to Colorado for sometime in September. And, you'll have to buy your own ticket, too.
Oh. And, my brother lives out there, so I totally have a place to crash, but you're on your own.
And, I'm sure I'll be expected to catch up with MANY friends. If you're cute and treat me like a queen you can tag along.
I'm such an awesome date.