Today I went to Barnes and Noble again. And, I had to use the "facilities".
A lady walked in before me.
A crazy lady, apparently.
She just started talking to me like she knew me.
CL (crazy lady)- This stall doesn't have any seat covers.
CL- Maybe I just don't know how to use them
Me- looks like you have to pull down
CL- Maybe. The last person in here didn't flush. I would think that a woman would flush. I don't think men flush, but a woman should know better and should flush.
Me (as I'm sitting there doing my business)- uh-huh
CL- I was really disappointed at the bank today.
CL- yeah, I went into the bank and asked them for the number to the corporate office because I am a cleaning lady and I thought maybe I could clean for them...
Me- silence as I'm washing my hands
CL- and the manager of the bank said she didn't know the number to the corporate office. Don't you think the manager should know the number to the corporate office?
Me- I'm leaving now
Wow. I hope I never am so lonely or crazy that I just start STUPID conversations in the BATHROOM with random strangers!!!