Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Ok... for REALS...


There is this fly that seriously needs to die already. It has been buzzing around my apartment for like 3 days now. Don't they only live for... well, not 3 days? It buzzes by my ear... lands on my nose.
And don't just tell me to swat it and kill it (you know who you sarcastic people are), don't think I haven't tried. I just don't have the speed and coordination.
So, I just swear at it and swat at it. That helps. Fuckin' fly.

6 comments:

Some Guy said...

I had the same thing happen a few days ago. The fly was like a ninja.

Nobody™ said...

I have a ninja gnat bothering me right now. I'm ready to blow up the whole house just to kill that little fucker.

Mel said...

my dogs get pissed off at flies and try to bite at them. its endlessly entertaining

coffeypot said...

Black Flag?

Superwoman said...

I hate that! Good luck

Dale said...

If he looks like Jeff Golblum at all, get out of the house.