There is this fly that seriously needs to die already. It has been buzzing around my apartment for like 3 days now. Don't they only live for... well, not 3 days? It buzzes by my ear... lands on my nose.
And don't just tell me to swat it and kill it (you know who you sarcastic people are), don't think I haven't tried. I just don't have the speed and coordination.
So, I just swear at it and swat at it. That helps. Fuckin' fly.