My job requires me to process medical insurance claims. On an almost daily basis I run across claims for things you just don't think could really happen... or are just plain hilarious. I know, I'm mean.
Today someone submitted a claim for "accidentally ingesting hearing aid batteries".
A. Why would you have hearing aid batteries near your mouth in the first place?
B. HOW would you "accidentally" ingest them? Did they jump out of your hearing aid and into your soup?