I was watching some movie about dog sled racing, like Iron Will or something. Iron Will had a Native American friend who pushed him and challenged him, and gave him nifty trinkets made from buffalo bones or something.
Lots of movies and tv shows have characters that have spirit guides. I want one of these. They could give me some necklace made of shells and a leather cord, and tell me things like my animal spirit guide is the tiger, or goose or something... they could help me find my way in this life.
He should also be part Tim Gunn. I love that dude.
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Uh, ok, you're an Eagle, you must soar like an Eagle.
That'll be $500.
You're welcome.
LOL Superwoman.
NO no no... you just have to be my friend and not charge me. And you need to guide my fashion sense, too...
I'm demanding.
I want the Boob Lady from the Simpsons Movie.
Look deep within the well, but with caution. Do not get so close that you may fall, for there may be moisturizer at the bottom.
I had a spirit guide once. But he gave up on me as hopeless around age 5.
And my Guardian Angle sleeps late everyday.
You don't need a spirit guide as much as you need a posting guide.
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