Sunday, July 3, 2011


Whenever I log onto facebook, there is a spot to sign up, if you haven't already. It says:

Sign up
It's free and always will be

They forget to mention that it will cost you your soul. It may not cost you money... but it will suck away your life and you will never be the same again.

There should be some disclosure about that, Mr. Zuckerberg.

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Sorry Sorry!!

I'm doing it again! I'm not posting! Very bad Amy...

So, here is an awesome picture I took in the mall parking lot. I probably took it a year ago or something. I know I took it to show to my very special, wonderful blog readers.

I have no idea what is going on with this car. I GUESS it's a mannequin head. And hand. But who drives around with something like this in the back of their car for all to see? Somebody weird, that's who. THIS is just the stuff we can see.


Saturday, April 30, 2011

It was awful...

I was standing in line at the store yesterday. I didn't steal anything this time...

There were two touchy feely lesbians in front of me. I know I'm a girl and all, but I can appreciate cute lesbians. These were NOT cute.

There was a motorized cart that someone just left, and the battery died. And it had the most annoying fucking alarm going off FOR-EVERRRRRR. No one tried to stop it. None of the store employees did anything about it.

THEN... some chick behind me started singing that Rebecca Black "Friday" song. I refuse to post a link to it. And, if you haven't heard it, consider yourself lucky. DO NOT go to youtube to find it. Don't do it. Don't.

Anyway, I really REALLY wanted to punch someone yesterday. Just because of that stuff. NO ONE should be subjected to such things.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Nausea Heartburn Indigestion Upset Stomach Diarrhea

Today I had a half day at work. Some coworkers (Deb, Gina and Susan) and I went to lunch and then the plan was to go to Debs so she could cut and color Gina and Susan's hair.

After lunch we went to Walgreens to buy the color. My tummy wasn't feeling that great, so I decided I would pick up some Pepto while we were there.

I was in the aisle (aisle 8) looking at all the different pink boxes and bottles. Chewable, liquid, caplets, brand name or generic. I just wanted the cheapest. One of the managers came up to me and asked if I needed any help. "Um, no thanks" I said. "Oh, someone just called for some help in aisle 8, I thought it might be you" (I was actually the only person in aisle 8). "No, thanks, I don't need help picking out Pepto." And, I feel kinda sorry for anyone that does...

I picked a box of generic chewables and went to meet my friends in the hair color aisle. We spent a few minutes looking at this box and that box... and I told them my dumb little story about the manager.

We went up to the counter to pay for our items and left.

BUT I FORGOT TO PAY FOR THE PEPTO!!! I shoplifted the Pepto.

It was such a rush.

Monday, April 18, 2011

Ok... I lied

I'm NOT going to run the 5k. My left knee seems to have a big problem with this idea. And, I'm poor and can't afford the registration fee.

BUT.. I'm still working out with my trainer and determined to lose weight and be healthy!

And, while I know this isn't super exciting news, it is a blog post. So... yeah.