Dear guys on online dating sites...

If you don't know the difference between "hole" and "whole", just don't bother contacting me because you don't have a chance in hell.

Sincerely,

Amy

All is well...

I changed back into decent clothes so no storms hit me directly.

Lots of awful flooding, but none affecting me (effecting? who knows, it's one of them, you know what the hell I'm saying).

Have a great weekend!!