Dear Wisconsin

***NEWSFLASH***

We live in Wisconsin. So, how about if you send out the fucking plows?

Just a suggestion, ya know, to make it less messy during RUSH HOUR???

Sincerely,

a Wisconsin citizen.

Cheese Days!!!

Yesterday I went to Green County Cheese Days. You'll never guess what they had there. Cheese as far as the eye could see. Any flavor, any texture, any aroma. I even attempted to eat a Limburger, Salami and Onion sandwich. I got a few bites down, but... eww.

Also there were many dairy items. Whodathunk. Here is a delicious cream puff that was served to me by the Dairy Queen (not the restaraunt). It was decadent!

Would there be cows at Cheese Days? Of course. Here are some cute baby ones... or calves if you prefer, but baby cows sounds cuter.

Cow art. Neato.

There was a milking contest. One boy was just yanking away... I felt sorry for the cow. Check out the crowd that this event drew! People in these parts like them some cow milking contests!

There was polka-ing and yodeling galore.

Me being a complete idiot. Moooo.