Know what I really hate???

That the 10 key pad and the numbers on the phone aren't the same.

That sucks.

I dial wrong numbers all day long.

Someone evil came up with this plan... Bastard.


In other news, I TOTALLY want that keyboard in the picture that I found while searching for a pic for this post. It would make my work day waaaaayyy funner.

This is a real commercial

I was awake in the middle of the night one night, and saw this...



Just.... wow.

Question

What is the fascination, all of a sudden, with tiny burgers?

How the hell does this happen???

My job requires me to process medical insurance claims. On an almost daily basis I run across claims for things you just don't think could really happen... or are just plain hilarious. I know, I'm mean.

Today someone submitted a claim for "accidentally ingesting hearing aid batteries".

A. Why would you have hearing aid batteries near your mouth in the first place?

B. HOW would you "accidentally" ingest them? Did they jump out of your hearing aid and into your soup?

Dear Craigslist a-holes...

Really?

Are you serious?

You (not the a-holes, but my blogging friends) may remember that I was considering taking over the position of Tame Cat Adoption Coordinator for the feral cat rescue organization I volunteer for. Well, I took it over.

One of my duties is to post on Craigslist about our weekly adoption fairs. Adoption fairs, for kittens and cats.

And, someone feels the need to flag these posts and have them removed.

WHAT THE FUCK????

Someone (craigslist a-holes) needs to get a flippin' life. I mean, really... you don't have anything better to do with your life than sit around flagging posts that are meant to get kittens and cats adopted?

Loooooooser!