How the hell does this happen???

My job requires me to process medical insurance claims. On an almost daily basis I run across claims for things you just don't think could really happen... or are just plain hilarious. I know, I'm mean.

Today someone submitted a claim for "accidentally ingesting hearing aid batteries".

A. Why would you have hearing aid batteries near your mouth in the first place?

B. HOW would you "accidentally" ingest them? Did they jump out of your hearing aid and into your soup?

Random facts about me...

-It's currently 2:29 am on Friday morning, and I'm awake and blogging.

-I spoke with a woman in Maryland Thursday, and she was complaining because it was 31 degrees. I told her that was picnic weather, and it was about 60 degrees colder where I am, so put a fucking sock in it. (ok, maybe not the sock part)

-I should really clean my apartment.

-I wish I was sleeping right now.

-I haven't thrown up since New Years Eve.

-I'm having dinner at a friends house tonight. She has 3 kitty kats that are in love with me.

-That lame Garfield picture up there was the first one that came up when I image searched "sleep"

New Years Heave

I rang in 2009 by vomitting 2008 all up in my friends car long before midnight.

She still loves me for some reason.