Weiners...

My co-worker Deb bought these for me.

Actually, she bought these and ones that look like baloney (or bologna, if you prefer), but my other co-worker, Angie, got first dibbs and decided I needed weiners more.

These things are made in China, so I won't be chewing them because I think I probably have enough lead in my system, thankyouverymuch.

I don't think you can make it out, but up in the right hand corner it says "FOR BEST QUALITY OPEN PACKAGE AND CHEW THEM ALL".

Also, there is a "seal" on it, saying it was "INSPECTED BY DEPT. OF BUBBLE GUM". I didn't even know there was a Dept. of Bubble Gum. I must get a job with them.