Can someone explain this??

I mean... why?

Mrs. Miller...

I just received (and accepted) a facebook friend request from Grant Miller. Some of you may know, and if you didn't you do now, that my last name is also Miller. Grant Miller did not. He said, "... Never realized you were a Miller also.."

However, I have a secret.... PROMISE you won't say anything? Pinky swear???

Ok..

I'm not really a Miller. I just pretend I am, because I have such a huge crush on a certain blogger....

I spend all my time at school daydreaming, and writing "Mrs. Miller" all over my Trapper Keeper. And you don't even want to see the inside of my locker... it's embarrassing.

Anyway... SHHHHHHHH, okay? I would, like, TOTALLY DIE if he ever found out!

Just thought you should know...

I've never watched this show, but I'm pretty sure that I DO NOT want to work for Diddy.

I also don't want to work for Puff Daddy, Sean Combs, P Diddy, Puffy, or the artist formerly known as any of them.

Thank you.

However, I do at some point in my life want to have my picture taken with flames and/or explosions behind me while a fan blows my hair like I'm a super-model. Just so ya know.

Cheese Days!!!

Yesterday I went to Green County Cheese Days. You'll never guess what they had there. Cheese as far as the eye could see. Any flavor, any texture, any aroma. I even attempted to eat a Limburger, Salami and Onion sandwich. I got a few bites down, but... eww.

Also there were many dairy items. Whodathunk. Here is a delicious cream puff that was served to me by the Dairy Queen (not the restaraunt). It was decadent!

Would there be cows at Cheese Days? Of course. Here are some cute baby ones... or calves if you prefer, but baby cows sounds cuter.

Cow art. Neato.

There was a milking contest. One boy was just yanking away... I felt sorry for the cow. Check out the crowd that this event drew! People in these parts like them some cow milking contests!

There was polka-ing and yodeling galore.

Me being a complete idiot. Moooo.

Ok... for REALS...

There is this fly that seriously needs to die already. It has been buzzing around my apartment for like 3 days now. Don't they only live for... well, not 3 days? It buzzes by my ear... lands on my nose.

And don't just tell me to swat it and kill it (you know who you sarcastic people are), don't think I haven't tried. I just don't have the speed and coordination.

So, I just swear at it and swat at it. That helps. Fuckin' fly.

Where the hell is that Card???

I sent Jen at Casual Slack the card she requested. She wants to send it to someone... and then I'm sure that person will want to send it.....

you get the idea.

Go HERE NOW to participate! It's only the most awesomest thing to happen, like, EVER people!!!

In case you missed that huge ass link up there...

where the hell is that card <---- click-a-rama.

Is it possible to suck any more???

Probably not.

I haven't blogged in a while, if you couldn't tell. But let me tell you all the wonderful and exciting crap that has been happening in my life!

Um... lets see...

I started working for a different "contract" at work. Today I moved all my shit to a new desk, away from all the people I have come to know and love, and in a new area next to a lady who I have seen had wet her pants and a dude who ALWAYS has his hands in his pockets. Oh, and because I'm working a new contract, I got put back on audits to make sure I know what the hell I'm doing. It sucks seriously major ass. But, I have a new supervisor, and he seems pretty laid back and supportive. And, I volunteered for this, it isn't like it happened because I'm a horrible employee or something. No pay raise or anything, but whatever.

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Last weekend I experienced my first bar-hopping Saturday after the Badger Game (didn't go to the game, just the bars).

TOTAL. INSANITY.

Beer, Brats and Badgers. I'm now officially living in Wisconsin. It was great! Lots and lots of RED. My friend and I kept joking, "have you seen so and so? They have a red shirt on...". We thought we were fucking hilarious.

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Jen, I sent out the card and hope it has arrived and you are still basking in the glory of mail from me.

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My kids started school THANK YOU JESUS.